i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
