I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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