WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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