As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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