Whod you bang
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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