first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
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Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?