it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you