No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.