We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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