I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
The adults are the big ones right?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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