We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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