What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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