I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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