her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
My vagina just clenched in fear
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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