At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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