Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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