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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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