It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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