I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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