How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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