yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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