ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..