Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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