lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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Just high enough for therapy.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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