So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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