If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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