the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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