youre lurking in front of me
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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