Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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