i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just want to make out with him forever
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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