Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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