just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Randomize
