I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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