So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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