TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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