i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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