the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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