This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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