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• (602): View more from Arizona

  where are you

  (303): View more from Colorado

  in your bedroom

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  how did you get in

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  your wife…

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  WTF

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  What did we do last night that was yellow?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here

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  25 People Admit the Worst Things They’ve Done for Good Reasons

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging

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• (914): View more from New York

  After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.

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  25 Things All Men Can Definitely Agree On

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless

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  Worth it.

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  I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes

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