My first STD was from a foam party
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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True strength comes from lack of pants
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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