I wanna bring you to show and tell
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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