You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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