After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
How's work?
Spinning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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