Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he laminated a picture of his dick.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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