Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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