Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.