Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake đź‘Ś
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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