so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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