Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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