If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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