Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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