I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
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I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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