two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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