Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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