This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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