Yo dont text me then not text me
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
