belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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