this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
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